Pirates

We're presently on vacation in Kentucky at nana and grandpa's house.  Ezra just told me that grandpa and I (Eric) are like pirates because we both snore while sleeping.  He said that all pirates snore -- he read it in a book.  I then suggested that maybe grandpa was not just like a pirate but secretly was a real pirate.  He looked at me as if I were foolish and said, "Dad.  Grandpa can't be a pirate.  He has two eyes.  Pirates only have one eye and wear a patch."